Pearlville

I am finding novel uses for a teaspoon. This morning after prising my eye open I used one to ladle out the bright yellow pus from my eyeball. Now I am using a hot spoon in an attempt to "bring on" the sty. I'm not too certain that I really want to bring it on, it is precocious enough already. My current situation reminds me of that scene in "Rocky" where our hero asks Mickey to cut his eye so he can see Apollo Creed's fist smash into his face. Only an hour and a half to go before my radio interview.